"At some point you just have to let go of what you thought should happen and live in what is happening."

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itspoonanjimarsha:

rampant-noodle:

feekins:

rampant-noodle:

rampant-noodle:

its dead week

my sister has given up on being an english major and has decided to be a full time burrito

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she was quoted saying “burritos don’t have to write lesson plans”

i’ve decided to join her

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burritos don’t have to take tests

Are those…actual burritos you’re burritoing next to?

no

those are taquitos 

those are our children

why are you having children with your sister

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mrtwentington:

skepticalavenger:

whats-an-algebra:

do atheists say oh my god

yep.  we say it any time we hear something that’s unbelievable.

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(Source: mondaysarepeopletoo, via mynameispride)

profit-motive:

coffindude:

meth-grippin:

coffindude:

meth-grippin:

meth-grippin:

If Macklemore was an electronic music group he’d be Massive Attacklemore

If Macklemore made an excessive amount of noise while eating he’d be Lip Smacklemore

If Macklemore was a metal band he’d be Mackledeth

If Macklemore was an Olympic sprinter he’d be on the Tracklemore

If Macklemore was a video game he’d be Mackle Gear Solid

If Macklemore was a drink he’d be Macklemaid Lemonade

dutchster:

when the doorbell rings and i know it’s the pizza guy

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